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Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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sagansense:

jessehimself:

Bob Ross

Follow this up with melodysheep’s tribute to this man - “Happy Little Clouds. Mr. Ross was responsible for much of the inspiration regarding my foray into art as a child.

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

misterzevran:

justicars:

pmmnn:

Yeah but imagine fenris with fuzzy socks

master gave fenris a sock

fenris is a free elf

indolentjellyfish:

oxgall:

i’m kicking this thing off with my puffsona

she has a bronx accent and lives in a fishtank at an upscale manhattan restaurant

let’s make this a thing

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

xekstrin:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

xekstrin:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Since you have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, you have done it unto me.

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

mater—tua:

"Pinfetchd"

Roughly the size of pigeons. Estuary-dwelling aviform, feeding on carrion and occasional live catch. Maxilliary and mandibular feeding parts fit together neatly when unused and peel back to reveal a gullet full of teeth much like a penguin. Oral surface and pharynx can be everted to act as a scraping organ. Teeth are replaced continuously over its lifetime. Calcareous protrusions at top of head are for mating displays in both males and females. Progeny are laid in eggs in nests of supple shoots and plant material.

mater—tua:

"Pinfetchd"

Roughly the size of pigeons. Estuary-dwelling aviform, feeding on carrion and occasional live catch. Maxilliary and mandibular feeding parts fit together neatly when unused and peel back to reveal a gullet full of teeth much like a penguin. Oral surface and pharynx can be everted to act as a scraping organ. Teeth are replaced continuously over its lifetime. Calcareous protrusions at top of head are for mating displays in both males and females. Progeny are laid in eggs in nests of supple shoots and plant material.