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Just a friendly reminder that Anno and Co. originally intended for Rei Ayanami to creep the hell out of us.
Rei was, for all intents and purposes, a personified backlash against the hordes of 80s and early 90s fanboys who slobbered over female characters, and who figured that having a 2D girl that obeyed your every whim and had no voice as your own personal fuckdoll would be pretty damned sweet.
In other words, they wanted a placid, soulless little girl to wank over.
And Anno delivered. Oh, boy, did he deliver.
imagine your icon having sex with the expression they currently have
i don’t think anyone would want to have sex with my icon
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
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major signal boost
>wants booze since birthday
>too lazy to leave the house and its too hot
>log onto WoW FML
>wake up at like…15 mins to noon
and I didn’t even go boozing or anything I just had a really kickass dream of traversing Venice by its rooftops
an airship may or may not have been involved
FINALLY NO MORE DREAMS ABOUT EATING PEOPLE
I’d gladly send you some of Colorado’s snow if we still had any this far down from the mountains. Happy birthday, though, in any case! <3that’s quite alright, i’m actually considering putting ice cubes down my shirt during the day. okay the ice will melt and then it’ll just make the humidity problem even worse. retraction.
i feel like I’m getting
i’d make a silly birthday gif but fuck today’s weather. actually fuck tropical summers altogether, the best gift I can recieve now is mild frostnip on my nipples because I went rolling around in freshly fallen snow (the snow’s part of the gift too)